Santa’s T-Bucket Hot Rod Sleigh

With the holidays upon us, global population explosion, and the escalating costs of reindeer food, old Santa Claus has employed Chester Greenhalgh-like T-Bucket hot rod ingenuity for a better way to serve his billions of little customers.

This 400+ horse open sleigh was built by Russian artisans using only the highest quality Canadian Maple for the body.

With a dual-quad, tunnel ram-fed small block Chevy for power this T-Bucket sleigh was designed to leave Rudolph and his eight friends behind in the snowflakes.

And, Santa’s Express features such standard T-Bucket features as carriage lamps (but, of course), a matching metalflake steering wheel and chromed differential cover.

The plush interior is in keeping with T-Bucket hot rods past, like Marty Hollmann’s …

and even features a tall shifter undoubtedly inspired by Ed “Big Daddy” Roth‘s weirdo cartoon character cars.

In actuality, this Santa’s sleigh was sold on eBay in October, 2010, for $12,000 — a bargain if your goal in life is to lead the annual Christmas parade.

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